Tag: twisted fairy tale
member name: Len Maxwell
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December 17, 2009 03:58 PM EST --
The pure white expanse was broken by only a few dunes. A bitter wind swept across the frozen plain without interruption. Slowly one of the dunes seemed to open and from inside came a glow that was . . .
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August 14, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
Marvin saw the witch and called out, "Hey, Glenda, can you spare a piece of chocolate?"
Glenda looked at him and sweetly replied, "I am sorry, Marvin, I have a little girl with some red slippers I have . . .
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September 05, 2009 01:18 PM EDT --
Once upon a time a woodsman lived with his wife in a small shack on the edge of a dark forest in Germany. They had two children, Hansel and Gretel, and those children were terrible! They argued all the . . .
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September 11, 2009 04:21 PM EDT --
It was one of those days that Santa Claus shook his head many times. It started out with...
"Uh, Santa?" Shrek called from the anteroom. "I think you better come out here."
Santa walked to the door . . .
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September 17, 2009 04:06 PM EDT --
The psychiatrist welcomed Bob into his office and said, "Good morning, have a seat and let’s get started. I see in your record that you’ve been in jail for the past three months. The judge . . .
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September 30, 2009 09:02 PM EDT --
Santa Claus tapped the gavel on the table and said, "This meeting of the Fairy Council Finance Committe will come to order."
He waited while the muted conversations stopped and then said, "I want to introduce . . .
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November 14, 2009 05:27 PM EST --
“Ralph, you’re going to have to take the cow to the market and sell her.” His mother was hunched over the kitchen table looking at what they had to eat. “We’re out of . . .
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September 09, 2009 02:52 PM EDT --
The larger of the two fairies didn’t even slow down. She just looked back over her shoulder and called out, "Hurry up, Gertrude, we have to get to that meeting."
"My feet are killing me. These . . .
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September 23, 2009 08:44 PM EDT --
I wasn’t going to do this today. I had three editing jobs that took up most of my day. Yes, everyone, I missed commenting on your posts. I’m sorry. I’ll try and get to them tomorrow. . . .
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September 08, 2009 07:03 PM EDT --
I mentioned yesterday that I’d tackle Tom today. Almost didn’t get around to it, but it didn’t matter. I didn’t get a lot done. My original file had this one line:
Killing turkey . . .
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October 04, 2009 02:20 PM EDT --
"Um, Santa? We seem to have a small problem."
Santa Claus was sitting at his desk putting together an agenda for the upcoming meeting of the Executive Committee of the Fairy Council when Shrek barged . . .
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September 06, 2009 12:15 PM EDT --
Years ago, when I still had an imagination, I came up with an idea for a takeoff on Peter Pan. It would take place in a courtroom where Captain Hook was suing Peter Pan for something. Hadn’t come . . .
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September 18, 2009 07:06 PM EDT --
I don’t know if this is a fair freewrite because I already started the idea in my last one. SOMEBODY asked me to do this, so here it is.
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I pulled open my dresser drawer, expecting to find . . .
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September 12, 2009 04:43 PM EDT --
I hate these exercises. In the freewrite below I am serious about my mind being empty. I tried one earlier and had about four lines before I said, "Screw it," and stopped. Sorry to disappoint everyone, . . .
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September 25, 2009 05:12 PM EDT --
I’m doing something different today, I’m going to do this sfreewrite and try to organize myself. I have had so many ideas the fapast few days that I’ m lost at what to do next. I have . . .
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October 05, 2009 09:36 PM EDT --
Mother goose was a bad guy then a victim. Need to cast her as a villain agian and then as a victim. Bring Markwell back in to do that. October’s a wash, Succoth is past, Columbus day is handled . . .
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