Tag: humor
member name: Len Maxwell
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December 17, 2009 03:58 PM EST --
The pure white expanse was broken by only a few dunes. A bitter wind swept across the frozen plain without interruption. Slowly one of the dunes seemed to open and from inside came a glow that was . . .
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August 23, 2009 01:56 PM EDT --
Before I get to the main point I need to explain a couple of problems that led to my posting this.
My current home was a bank repo when I bought it last December. In order to make it look habitable . . .
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August 14, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
Marvin saw the witch and called out, "Hey, Glenda, can you spare a piece of chocolate?"
Glenda looked at him and sweetly replied, "I am sorry, Marvin, I have a little girl with some red slippers I have . . .
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December 03, 2009 12:36 PM EST --
Prompt: Create a holiday newsletter based on fact or fiction, but keep humor as your underlying theme.
Hi everyone,
Sammy and Tammy bringing you this year’s Christmas . . .
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December 08, 2009 02:12 PM EST --
Prompts: Include an allusion, use the word delectation or some form of it, somehow include music or a musical sound, specify one of the five senses in an exaggerated way, and tag with wwe.
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August 19, 2009 04:27 PM EDT --
Robin remembered that day quite well. He also remembered that he said, "What?" many, many times. It all started with…
"Robin, we have a bit of a problem."
Robin turned to Little John and asked, . . .
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September 16, 2009 06:21 PM EDT --
I had two rush jobs I had to do today so couldn’t do a freewrite, but didn’t want to leave you hanging. Here is a story I wrote some years ago.
Last Living Leprechaun
"Okay, listeners, . . .
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September 19, 2009 06:11 PM EDT --
Today waqs Take Dad to Work Day Part II for my oldest son, Greg. He talked to me yesterday and we agreed on it and he picked mye up around 7:30. Drove to his jobsite and started in. Back in 2006 he draggd . . .
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November 18, 2009 05:59 PM EST --
“I am dead serious, Rhonda,” her mother said, “you’re going and you’re going to enjoy it.”
“No, I won’t,” answered Rhonda.
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November 29, 2009 06:59 PM EST --
This has to be the dumbest human I’ve ever encountered -- and the most fun. Watch this... heh, heh, as soon as he pressed ENTER I shifted him over to the wrong program and he doesn’t even . . .
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August 27, 2009 08:15 PM EDT --
"Max, come on, we’re going to be late."
Max walked out of the bedroom straightening his tie and said, "What is it tonight? That book circle?"
June shook her head and smiled, "No, silly, we’re . . .
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September 14, 2009 02:35 PM EDT --
This is my Monday freewrite, but I wanted to start off with the story that resulted from it.
Jack and Jill - A Different Version
Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell . . .
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September 21, 2009 11:06 AM EDT --
"Mother Goose? Good morning, I’m Lynn Markwell." The journalist was somewhat flustered when Mother Goose extended her wing. He held out his hand, took the tip and wiggled it a bit, and then quickly . . .
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November 27, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
To explain what I did, I need to take you back about twenty years. My wife and I had separated and my friend Dave, having an empty bedroom, invited me to move in. I never noticed, prior to that, how . . .
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September 05, 2009 01:18 PM EDT --
Once upon a time a woodsman lived with his wife in a small shack on the edge of a dark forest in Germany. They had two children, Hansel and Gretel, and those children were terrible! They argued all the . . .
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September 11, 2009 04:21 PM EDT --
It was one of those days that Santa Claus shook his head many times. It started out with...
"Uh, Santa?" Shrek called from the anteroom. "I think you better come out here."
Santa walked to the door . . .
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September 17, 2009 04:06 PM EDT --
The psychiatrist welcomed Bob into his office and said, "Good morning, have a seat and let’s get started. I see in your record that you’ve been in jail for the past three months. The judge . . .
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September 30, 2009 09:02 PM EDT --
Santa Claus tapped the gavel on the table and said, "This meeting of the Fairy Council Finance Committe will come to order."
He waited while the muted conversations stopped and then said, "I want to introduce . . .
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November 14, 2009 05:27 PM EST --
“Ralph, you’re going to have to take the cow to the market and sell her.” His mother was hunched over the kitchen table looking at what they had to eat. “We’re out of . . .
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December 15, 2009 04:50 PM EST --
Pirates with eye patches. Buried treasure. Maps where X marks the spot. Nearly every pirate was said to have a treasure map showing where he had hidden his plunder. You can pretend you have managed . . .
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